Former F1 driver Ricardo Patrese takes his wife for a lap of Jerez in a Honda Civic Type-R and hilarity ensues. Patrese’s perma-grin is almost as funny as his wife’s reactions. (Source: Axisofoversteer.com)
Former F1 driver Ricardo Patrese takes his wife for a lap of Jerez in a Honda Civic Type-R and hilarity ensues. Patrese’s perma-grin is almost as funny as his wife’s reactions. (Source: Axisofoversteer.com)
you would think she had no idea what he did for a living, like he was a spy and she just found out
I have a feeling that if I were in that seat, my reactions wouldn’t be that different…
Ricardo: “Come on get-in”
…???? a/c too hight ???…
Wife[:48]: You’re not supposed to race/go-fast, they warned you/told you
Ricardo[immediate answer]: again
Wife[immediate answer]: you’re not supposed to race/go-fast
Wife[1:25]: ah, yes poor little guys they’re the ones that have to work, thank goodness for that, now you can race/go-fast {her tone is of GREAT relief, because of past experiences}<<<
Wife[1:31]: hows this circuit? did you learn it already?
Ricardo[immed. ans.]: “I know it well, this circuit”<<<
Wife[immed. ans.]: oh yeah…
Wife[1:37]: how come here there’s this blue stuff i was looking at before?
Ricardo[I.A.]:
Wife[1:43]: you have to move in…so you go here and they pass you when you come out of the box[pits]
Wife[1:51-2:00]: {sounds like: “what are you doing”} slow …no come on! poor guys just told you to go slow…there’s people working here and you [sounds like: “you wanna be/act a little crazy”]
Wife[2:02]:[can’t make it out]…no you’re doing it on purpose…[can’t make it out] GOD!!!…no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no…
[2:17] I don’t like it, I’m not having fun, I AM NOT having fun, it’s “nice” <[in the best way possible] seeing you, but THEN! THIS CAR IS NOT A FORMULA 1, IT’S NOT! GLUED LIKE A FORMULA 1 CAR TO THE GROUND….LORD…”MAMMA MIA”…he has me {can’t make it out}…only one lap [”time around”]
[2:31]…he told you to go slow,
[2:34] pl…please I have the kids at home waiting for their mom…& daddy[”papino”]
[2;39] I…NO!-NO!, ..Ricardo…[2:42] “NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!” {tries to say “BRAKE” but ends up saying}”SLOW-DOWN!!!” [2:45] CAZO [”d*ck” but isn’t used to describe Ricardo it’s more like f***] What are You CRAZY?
[2:49] look! LOOK!, please godo yourself up the ass [basically GO F*** Yourself]
[2:54] please Ricardo he said go slow and you go right next to them AHHHHH!!!!…. MAMMA MIA….. AHHHHHHH!!!!…. RICARDO!!!!
[3:02] I’M GETTING OFF [3:05] NOOOOO!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!AAAAHHHHHH!!!!![3:08]ENOUGH!!!!! ARE YOU “STRONZO”[maybe Ignorant or Idiot]
[3:13] go f*** yourself [same as before] [3:15]i’m never getting ON AGAIN! [doing the GO DO YOURSELF UP THE ASS gesture] with…D*CK!…I still got on, I told you I didn’t want to get on….ohhh the [?lunch/snack?] every time I get in car with you I’ll …[can’t make it out]…I feel a Hurl coming on [ends 3:28]
[3:30] sees in car camera
Wife[3:35] What a STRONZO [yeah pretty much it means IDIOT]
Ricardo[3:45] I wanna see it just…
Wife[4:03] you didn’t know you had
Ricardo[4:05]: i didn’t remember
…rest is in english
That was awesome!
Notice how her head tilts into turns, hair out to the side, Ricardo is perfectly still. Sign of a real driver.
Um….she has a nice set!…. of lungs on her.