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Alex Roy Rushes For 106 Yards On 23 Carries

Muskego, Wisconsin, Sept. 6 -Senior Alex Roy led the Warriors, 1-1 in league, with 106 yards rushing on 23 carries, while senior Paul Latour added 31 yards and a touchdown on seven carries.

Photo: Charleston.net/Alex Roy

Published in the following categories: Alex Roy, Bravery, Disinformation, Huevos Beyond Huevos, Safety and Too Good To Be True.

 

Man Building 240mph Supercar Out Of Wood

Two-hundred-and-forty mph is the projected top speed, but that’s not really the point. The point is the designer and engineer, Joe Harmon, is using wood in every area possible to build this car, which he calls, the Splinter. He’ll be using a twin-supercharged Northstar V8 to push the 2500lb. car, so if it’s got a small frontal area and proper gearing, 200-plus shouldn’t be a problem. On his site and blog, Harmon states he’s using wood in ways similar to carbon fiber (weaving) and that wood has a strength-to-weight integrity that’s better than steel or aluminum. He also addresses heat and other issues in his FAQ section.

Sources: thanks to Michael H. for the tip!, woodmagazine, joeharmondesign
Image: joeharmondesign

Published in the following categories: Bravery, Genius, Huevos Beyond Huevos, News and Technology.

 

Egloff: The Lone Rider

Balls. "Cannon Ball" Baker had them for the simple reason that he set so many of his early records on a motorcycle. The man pictured here, George Egloff, had them, too. He did one Cannonball and four U.S. Express runs on a motorcycle, four of those five races he did solo. And for him, they were mere warm-ups compared to his other feats of endurance. Click here for the full story and video clips.

 

Published in the following categories: Bravery, Cannonball Run, Huevos Beyond Huevos, News, Races and US Express (1980-1983).

 

$300 Hooker Gets You $50 Gas Card

Start the pun machine and crank up the euphemism generator before adding your comments to this one. The Shady Lady Ranch’s offer of a $50 gas card for every $300 one-hour session is definitely more bang for your buck than that car dealer’s offer of a handgun with every  car purchase. The owner, James Davis, said business has been "rocking along," with market penetration so good they ran out of $1000 worth of gas cards in the first week. No word yet on what one has to pay to get a free car wash.

Sources: Reuters via TTAC

Published in the following categories: Bravery, Drivers Ed, Games, Huevos Beyond Huevos, News, Safety and Social Networking.

 

Top Gear Du Soleil?

Something HUGE is brewing at Top Gear, and I’m NOT talking about the confusion over at NBC’s we-hope-will-be-even-half-as-good-as-the-UK-version-but-can’t-be US version of Top Gear.

And we’ve seen Top Gear’s smoking gun pitch. Yes. That is, if it’s real. I think it is. Maybe. Probably.

Think Top Gear on ice. Almost. Yes. It’s true.

Continue reading ‘Top Gear Du Soleil?’

Published in the following categories: Adam Carolla, Alex Roy, Alex's Favorites, Disinformation, Genius, Huevos Beyond Huevos, Jeremy Clarkson, Media - Print/Online, News, Rumors, Schadenfreude, TV, Too Good To Be True, Unclassifiable and Wikipedia.

 

Baby Monitors Used For Corporate Espionage

A baby monitoring device was found under the couch of Porsche boss, Wendelin Wiedeking’s, hotel room. It’s believed that the spies, believed to be either VW or the State of Lower Saxony, the two largest shareholders of VW, were trying to get info on Porsche’s plans regarding their pending controling acquisition of VW. The hotel records rule out the possibility that a family had stayed in the room prior to Wiedeking’s stay. Porsche also said that other company officials have been spied upon, including works  council head, Uwe Hueck.

You’d think they’d use stealthier devices.

Source: motorauthority, Deutsche Welle
Photo: Ybaby/Motortrend

Published in the following categories: Bravery, Crimes, Disaster, Huevos Beyond Huevos, Idiots, Media - Print/Online, News, Team Polizei - Special Operations, Technology and Tuning.

 

Breaking News! Alex Roy Announces Retirement To Pursue Career As A High School Wrestler

It’s over. He’s putting away the driving gloves, donating the costumes to The Salvation Army, selling the cars and firing his lazy staffers. Alex Roy, road rally champion and NY to LA record holder, is shredding his license and devoting himself to his true passion, high school wrestling. 

Staffers at Team Polizei failed to connect dots when Roy kept mentioning the need to "cut weight" while heading out for late-runs covered from neck to toe in air tight garbage bag running suits or the strict fasting regimens and diuretic pills he claimed were part of his cleansing and detox program. Turns out Roy was trying to lose weight to make the 160 lb. weight class for the Pottstown Trojans.

After a Google alert for "Alex Roy" showed up in our email boxes, we confronted Alex. In tears, he said, "It’s true. I’m sorry I lied to you but I have to follow my heart. If not now, then when? I’d never forgive myself if I didn’t give it a shot, plus, I’ve never graduated from high school so I’m killing two birds with one stone."

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Published in the following categories: Alex Roy, Bad News, Bravery, CoEfficient of Cool (CEoC), Disinformation, Huevos Beyond Huevos, News, Rumors and Team Polizei - Miscellaneous.

 

Gumballers! Uzis! Bags of Cash! (Crime-Tastic Update!)


Remember this unbelievable story from last December? If not, you’ll want to brush up on those pesky, election-rigging Gumballers, with their sports cars and bags of cash and submachine guns. Once familiar with the backstory of 2006’s Team 77 and 2007’s Team 25, read this here update from The Wall Street Journal (via Salon), amusingly entitled "The Satanic PowerBar"…er…I meant "The Devil’s Excrement."

Really.

And yes, that yellow Carrera GT is the same one that was wrecked in Montenegro…a mere five days after the picture above was taken.

("Cash & Guns" Game/Logo Courtesy of Repos Productions)

Published in the following categories: Bad News, Bravery, Crimes, Gumball 3000, Huevos Beyond Huevos, Idiots, Justice, Law Enforcement, Media - Miscellaneous, Media - Print/Online, News, Rallies, Rumors, Schadenfreude and Too Good To Be True.

 

Car Thieves Steal Dubai Police BMWs!

You gotta love those feisty car Middle Eastern car thieves. 101 E60 BMWs were delivered to the Dubai Police Force last October, and now 99 are left. Now that’s huevos. Read on.

(A big shout-out to The Khaleej Times and Kaimana Pine - Team Polizei’s man in Hawaii)

Published in the following categories: Huevos Beyond Huevos, Media - Miscellaneous, Media - Print/Online, News, Team Polizei - Miscellaneous, Too Good To Be True, Vehicles and Wikipedia.

 

Texas Officials Forge Check To Collect Unpaid $3 Toll?!

TheNewspaper.com brings us yet another amazing story out of Texas. Bank fraud. An unpaid toll. Aggressive toll collectors. The amount in question?

Three dollars.

Really.

Published in the following categories: Alex Roy, Crimes, Huevos Beyond Huevos, Idiots, Media - Miscellaneous, Media - Print/Online, News and Unclassifiable.

 





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