Archive for the 'Bad News' Category

Invisibility: Coming Soon To A War Zone Near You

A group of UC Berkeley scientists, led by Xiang Zhang, and funded by the military, recently published an experiment in the scientific journals, Nature and Science, whereby the metamaterials they created proved capable of bending light in three dimensions, thereby rendering an object invisible. The experiments were carried out on a nanoscale but the scientists said there’s no reason why larger items such as people, cars, tanks and tankers, couldn’t be made invisible as well. The fact that this research was funded by the military means there’s little chance such materials will trickle down to civilian applications. However, if you’re a communist dictator and want to buy nuclear know-how, get in touch with this man.

Sources: AFP via DiscoveryNews, Nature, Science, Howstuffworks, beconfused, BBC
Image: tvcrazy.net

Published in the following categories: Bad News, Countermeasures, Genius, News and Technology.

 

VIDEO: Gumball 3000 Drivers Are…Then Aren’t Apparent Cause of I-5 Accident?

BREAKING NEWS: A traffic accident occured today at approximately 1305HR PST on I-5 South, and the initial SigAlert report stated that "…sev Lamborghinis Caused this Traffic Collision…"

Watch the video and decide for yourself. The witnesses got the cars wrong, and the SUV/trailer appears to have lost control before the Gumballers passed. My gut tells me that the 2008 Gumball 3000 cars nearby probably weren’t the cause of the jack-knifed SUV/trailer accident seen in the right lane above.

See the accident location in Google Maps and the original SigAlert screenshot after the jump:

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Published in the following categories: Accidents, Alex Roy, Bad News, Disaster, Gumball 2008, Gumball 3000, Media - Video, News, Rallies, Rumors, Tragedy and YouTube.

 

CHP vs. Gumball 3000: “We’re Very Well Aware Of It.”

"We’re very well aware of it and we’ll be monitoring what’s going on."

That’s what one California Highway Patrol spokesperson told the LA Times…and yet Day 1 of the 2008 Gumball 3000 - which ran from San Francisco to Buttonwillow Raceway Park to Hollywood, CA - ended last night with what appears to be one of the slowest, lowest-ticketed grids in Gumball 3000 (if not modern "rally") history…at least according to our friends and allies actually on it.

Track the 2008 Gumball 3000 via our Google Map.

Published in the following categories: Anti-Speeding, Bad News, Google GEO, Gumball 2008, Gumball 3000, Justice, Law Enforcement, Media - Print/Online, News, Rallies, Speed Limits, Technology and Wikipedia.

 

AZ Buys Rear End Protection For Cops In Prep For Increased Accidents From Red Light Cameras

According to TheNewspaper, Arizona will soon have the largest speed- and red-light camera network of any state in the US, and in preparation for the increase in rear-end collisions caused by drivers panic-braking before red lights to avoid tickets, the state has set aside $500K to fit police cars with fire-suppression kits. The Peoria, AZ police department thinks that rear-end collisions are a lesser evil compared to the 90-degree collisions caused by red-light running. If Pinto-esque exploding gas tanks aren’t much to worry about, then why the fire-suppresion kits? And why doesn’t Ford fix the problem?

Image: memagazine.org

Published in the following categories: Accidents, Bad News, Countermeasures, Law Enforcement, News and Safety.

 

Passing The Buck

                   

If you’re caught speeding in Holly Springs, Georgia, expect to pay an extra $12 surcharge to cover the cost of the police department’s gas bills. The city’s police chief, Ken Ball, said he got the idea after hearing about airlines, florists and pizza shops tacking on surcharges to cover the spike in fuel prices. Ball said he’s been inundated with calls from other police departments and city managers, so this surcharge cancer might be spreading. Atlanta just approved a similar bill that’s awaiting the mayor’s signature.

Sources: National Motorists Assoc. via USA Today
Image: JohnLewis.com

 

Published in the following categories: Anti-Speeding, Bad News, Idiots, Law Enforcement, Media - Print/Online, News and Tragedy.

 

Max Mosley Somehow Wins Vote Of Confidence By Wide Margin, Neo-Nazi Sex Orgy Fans Rejoice!

Nazi orgy meister (and embattled FIA president) Max Mosley won a vote of confidence after a extraordinary general assembly meeting today in Paris, with a 103 to 55 vote in favor of keeping him at the helm. Germany’s ADAC, Europe’s biggest automobile association, immediately announced its withdrawal from the group while a spokesman for the American Automobile Association said the AAA would review its position. Mosley’s contract runs to the end of November 2009, and F1 boss Bernie Ecclestone thinks Mosley will run for president after his term expires. Former F1 team owner, Eddie Jordan, thinks Mosley should accept today’s victory and then graciously step down.

Sources: Reuters, GPupdate.net, News of the World, Myspace
Image: bobnews.com.br

Published in the following categories: Bad News, F1, Justice and News.

 

Math Lessons

I failed second year algebra, so maybe you can help me do the math on these recent events:  Billionaire oil tycoon, T. Boone Pickens invests a billion dollars in a wind farm.  Paul Krugman of the NY Times finally gets a copy of The End of Suburbia and then titles his editorial, Stranded in Suburbia. Oil sets record highs on a near daily basis, the IEA say a supply crunch is coming and experts predict $12/gallon. A 1993 Geo Metro goes for $7200. Peak Oil doubters think that Brazil’s recent find will save the world when in reality the technology to extract that oil hasn’t been invented yet, or that oil will drop back down to more sane prices after the speculators lose their money. What does your math add up to? Mine says we’ll soon all be riding around on these things, which actually makes the future seem quite tolerable.

Sources: CNN, NYTimes, TTAC, Autobloggreen, Peakoil.com, Vancouverpeakoil.com, motorcities.com
Image: Seppo A. Korpela

Published in the following categories: Bad News, Media - Print/Online and News.

 

Drive By, Anyone?

Talk about target marketing, you’ve gotta give this dealership in Butler, Missouri, some credit for knowing their customers. They’re offering a free gun to anyone who buys a new car. So, in exchange for signing your life away for 4 or 5 years of car payments, you get a gun worth a couple hundred dollars. Makes sense (in a logically-incompatible, parallel universe). We hear the gas station down the street is offering free bullets, instead of free car washes, for customers who buy more than 10 gallons of gas. Coincidentally, or not, the city of Butler saw a rapid increase of STOP signs perforated by small arms fire shortly after the dealership announced the offer. No word yet on who’s offering bullet-proof vests.

Source:  MSNBC.MSN.com

Published in the following categories: Accidents, Bad News, Car Shopping, Disinformation, Drivers Ed, Genius, Idiots, News and Safety.

 

More BIG News From Undead Top Gear USA?

Big news looms - maybe - regarding Top Gear USA’s future, according to our anonymous, disparate and usually credible sources.

What could it be? Here’s my list, in descending order…

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Published in the following categories: Adam Carolla, Bad News, Disaster, Disinformation, Media - Miscellaneous, Media - Print/Online, Media - Video, News, Rumors, TV, Team Polizei - Co-Piloten, Team Polizei - Miscellaneous and Unclassifiable.

 

And The Speed Racer Results Are In!

Team Polizei’s old friend (and Fast Lane Daily honcho) Emil Rensing was kind enough to share this debrief on Speed Racer’s weekend results

Published in the following categories: Bad News, Disaster, Media - Movies/Film, News and Schadenfreude.