This little story proves four things:
1) Driver education in this country is terrible.
2) Celebrity driver education is even worse.
3) DUI is…er…dumb.
4) Mercedes safety technology is better than ever.
Whatever quantity of drugs Lindsay may have done and/or was carrying in her SL65 AMG, she should be grateful for German engineering - note this photo of the car’s front left quarter after striking a tree.
UPDATE #1: Ms. Lohan has apparently been charged with misdemeanor drug possession. Here’s a video of the hit & run she perpetrated upon a hapless Los Angeles tree.
Thank God it was only a tree. I hope they throw the book at her. No mercy.
UPDATE #2: I just re-read this and noticed China’s extraordinarily wise hit & run law, closely followed by by Taiwan’s and Germany’s. These make US laws look childish. I don’t have the time this morning to research these this morning. If any one can corroborate or comment on Chinese or any other pertinent laws, I’d love to know more.
My dad’s ‘03 BMW 530i was rear-ended by an old lady in a Neon…and I saw it all before my eyes because she was in front of me. The rear end of the 5-Series I swear was a foot of the ground and on top of the hood of the Neon. I went fucking bezerk because my dad already had shoulder problems. Anyway, while the damage was of course expensive, there were only scratches on the chassis behind the bumper. Amazing, only the bumper was replaced. So this only solidified my choice to go with a BMW of my own (an ‘02 325i) and my dad swore of “smaller cars” since he has only been in accidents in “cars”. He now drives a Hummer H2…yeah. But he sure misses that 530i…
Anyway, Alex, you are a classy guy (especially after what has happened lately) and once again I look forward to your book (when is it coming out, dammit!) and some entries that I haven’t read on your site!
Oh, October 1st for the book…alrighty then!
You read D listed Alex??
WOW! thats like my favorite site ever, how cool.
MK is funny, and always keeps it real, he is the Hottness!
ALEX COMMENTS: You’d be surprised by what else I read - a little online gossip never hurt anyone, especially if the girlfriend demands I read it!
PINKFORCE
May 27th, 2007 at 1:32 am
You read D listed Alex??
WOW! thats like my favorite site ever, how cool.
MK is funny, and always keeps it real, he is the Hottness!
ALEX COMMENTS: You’d be surprised by what else I read - a little online gossip never hurt anyone, especially if the girlfriend demands I read it!
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OOH! like me, with the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE and soccer, I understand!
but since i always been a tomboy its no problem.
and yeaah a little Gossip always helps LOL!